crowmunist:

katiedollthesnowyhead:

gotta love knitting needles. i can make a scarf. i can make a hat. i can stab your eyes out. i can make mittens.

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(Source: katiedollthesillyhead)

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rzkk:

god created the world in 7 days well it took 9 months to create me so clearly i’m a big deal 

(Source: spiderbtch)

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undeadthug:

According to National Geographic, this is what the average American will look like in the year 2050

so we’re all going to turn into the squidward who had a door slammed into his face?

undeadthug:

According to National Geographic, this is what the average American will look like in the year 2050

so we’re all going to turn into the squidward who had a door slammed into his face?

(Source: meladoodle)

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cnnbreaking:

shout out to teachers who make you watch a movie with no note sheet

(Source: 911official)

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doinitmovin:

doinitmovin:

I have no interest in one night stands.

I have no interest in 6 month stands.

I have no interest in love made for movie screens.

I want for someone to take my body and soul,

and spend the rest of their life with me.

I want another human to fall asleep next…

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  • Harry:
  • Ron:
  • Hermione:
  • Snape: ...Up to something.

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  • Snape: What would three young Gryffindors such as yourselves be doing inside... on a day like this?
  • Hermione: Uh... Well... We... We were just...
  • Snape: You ought to be careful. People will think you're...
  • Harry:
  • Ron:
  • Hermione:

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He’s like fire and ice and rage

(Source: claraoswin)

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illkim:

"You smoke?"

"Only recreationally"

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lunarynth:

Needed a collar for Theodore because I’ve been letting him outside lately… This is the only one I had…

lunarynth:

Needed a collar for Theodore because I’ve been letting him outside lately… This is the only one I had…

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foxnewsofficial:

let’s see you try to unfollow me without any arms

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